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narwhal

"narwhal |ˈnärwəl| noun a small Arctic whale, the male of which has a long forward-pointing spirally twisted tusk developed from one of its teeth. See whale 1 . • Monodon monoceros, family Monodontidae." words of wisdom from the Apple Dictionary.

$ 17.00

dinosaur

ROOOOAAAARRRRR

$ 17.00

i lost!

Dear Rekha, I lost. Sincerely, Tony

$ 17.00

Mahi Mahi?

IT'S A FISH!

$ 14.00

I HEART CELINE

Celine Dion. What more could you want than a Canadian superstar.

$ 22.50

Tri-force

Every 2000 years, when the planets of the solar system align just right, something special happens. A triceratops emerges from its rocky grave, picks up its tricycle, and wheels it atop a mysterious triangle. No one has ever survived to witness what happened after the delicate balancing act occured.

$ 19.00

Tri-force

$ 19.00

Lobster

A marine invertebrate. Wear this shirt to show your support of Homarus Americanus, the scrumptious American lobster.

$ 21.00

Shooting Star

Woah there cowpoke, theres a new sheriff in town and he's a sharp shooter. Watch out, he may just fall through the atmosphere at 100s of miles an hour and burn up from the friction. Or he could just shoot you in the back. These sheriffs are a real mystery.

$ 14.00

OMG!DNA!

ACRONYMS! WOW LOOK AT THAT SWEET DOUBLE HELIX ACTION!

$ 14.00

Fishy

here's our jingle for goldfish those baked and not fried goldfish the wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off did you know they're made with real cheese even though they look like fishies the snack that smiles back GOLDFISH!

$ 30.00

Geometree

The tree that bears the most succulent of fruits, polygons. Mmm, delicious! Details in the tree are hard to see in the preview, but trust us, it looks fantastic. Higher detail: http://hankscorpio2019.googlepages.com/geom3.png

$ 19.00

Interrobang

This pretty much sums up how I am feeling every moment I am alive. Plus, its on burgundy. I love burgundy!

$ 14.00

Fitness Nut

Boy howdy, that sure is one ripped acorn. I bet he works out. Probably gets all the ladies, too. Art by Schweers

$ 18.00

Fear Change

Those are some awful menacing looking coins. I sure wouldn't look to come across them in a back alley. Art by Schweers.

$ 18.00

Animal Testing

In labs across the nation, adorable furry things are being subjected to the most awful of punishments in the name of science. Wear this shirt in protest of these dreadful occurrences. Save the platypus!

$ 15.00

Tree

Save it.

$ 18.50

math counts.

But... does it really?

$ 14.00

Southern Belle

There comes a time in a young mans life when he announces in falsetto that he is, in fact, a "southern belle". This shirt provides a similar function.

$ 17.90

Hey Good Lookin'

There are days when you wake up, and you just know you look really sharp. Maybe you should wear this shirt, just to make sure other people know.

$ 17.00

Seeing is Overrated

Instantly become a walking paradox! A shirt that is unreadable to both blind and seeing people, the ultimate in handicapped irony.

$ 14.00

Electrolytes

Become the sports drink you've always dreamed of being! Electrolytes are proven by science to rehydrate and re-energize. Everybody loves an electrolyte!

$ 19.50

Whale

Whales are pretty cool. In particular, the whale on this shirt is awesome. Who wouldn't want to save him?

$ 17.00

Freedom

Finally, the elephants gain freedom from the zoo cages of tyranny! Don't worry if they pop the balloons, because the elephant is made of rubber

$ 21.99

Science

Sometimes, words can be confusing and uncommon. This happens to everyone, except for Scientists, who have no problems understanding this shirt.

$ 23.90

Postmodern

A shirt labeled as a shirt, then categorized as postmodern. Does this categorization become post-postmodern? Discuss in 2 paragraphs.

$ 17.00

Eternal Loss

Shit! I just lost the game!

$ 18.00

Danger!

There are few things I'm certain of in life. One of these is that fire kills children, and only children. Please keep your damn kids away from fire.

$ 18.50

Damon

There are two types of people in the world: those who love Damon, and those who don't. Personally, I love Matt Damon.

$ 21.50

Division

Ever wear tight pants? I mean, really tight pants. So tight that things get a little mixed up. If so, then you know what this shirt is all about. If not, then you've never lived, or seen Superbad

$ 17.00

Unpronouncable

Perhaps the two most mystifying words in the English language, finally and definitely questioned by a compelling and fashionable t-shirt.

$ 14.00

Velociraptor

Simple. Elegant. Deadly. Immediately establish dominance in any awkward social situation by defining yourself as the worlds most feared predator.

$ 14.00

Having a Gay Old Time

Occasionally, you're having a really awesome time. This leads you to declare that you are having a gay old time. Maybe then it would be time to don this shirt, which has metallic gold text, just to make the time a little better.

$ 14.00

Tea!

There are the days when Noah asks every day for this shirt to be made, even going so far as to provide the graphics for it. This happens to be every day. Enjoy.

$ 15.50

Cake!

Somewhere in the world, someone is going to have a birthday and not be wished Happy Birthday, or be given a cake. This shirt changes all of that. Plus, its our first girls shirt. Note: The white background behind the cake will be removed for printing.

$ 18.50

Flaming Child

A compelling button, leading people to question its meaning. You can then retort with the simple and factual "Danger: Fire Kills Children". Then, they too will pass on this important message to friends and enemies alike.

$ 4.00

R.I.C.K.

Really Intelligent Cool Kid, in case you were wondering.

$ 15.00

Stoosh

Establish your allegiance to Stoosh and not the zombie hordes. This will be invaluable in the upcoming zombie apocolypse.

$ 15.00

Lightning

A thrilling, sparking lightning bolt.

Thought cloud outline 4

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Lobster

Whale

elephant

Fish

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142008 ~ RSS Feed

narwhal

dinosaur

i lost!

Mahi Mahi?

I HEART CELINE

Tri-force

Tri-force

Lobster

Shooting Star

OMG!DNA!

Fishy

Geometree

Interrobang

Fitness Nut

Fear Change

Animal Testing

Tree

math counts.

Southern Belle

Hey Good Lookin'

Seeing is Overrated

Electrolytes

Whale

Freedom

Science

Postmodern

Eternal Loss

Danger!

Damon

Division

Unpronouncable

Velociraptor

Having a Gay Old Time

Tea!

Cake!

Flaming Child

R.I.C.K.

Stoosh

Lightning

Thought cloud outline 4

I heart

Lobster

Whale

elephant

Fish

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